Tuesday, December 18, 2012

The idea of a No Man's Land




Death penalty for rape is a good idea. Rapists will be hanged everyday and hangmen across some States would become millionaires. So hangmen will hang men. All men here.

But what about our anti-death penalty lobbyists? They would feel unhappy about these rapists being hanged. They would protest at India Gate and harass the Government by going to the media. Some pseudo magazines and newspapers and TV channels (mostly owned by men) would even allow them to rant their intellectual views on this subject. That would derail the entire hanging process.

In that case, I think castration would be a better solution. Its immediate and  everlasting. But there is a small problem here too. How can our politicians pass such a law? Many of their own brethren (all men again) are routinely accused of such crimes.

May be then we should stop all moviemakers (99% men), advertisers (mostly men), television channels (almost all owned by men) to stop showcasing women in titillating avatars. A law should be passed by the Parliament (70% men) that only fully clothed women can be allowed to be showcased in media. But then how will viewers and customers (read - men) fall for their movies, TV shows and products?

Lets shut down the internet. So no access to adult content for men. But then men being men, they will find a way out of this problem too. All these adult sites are mostly run by men - and so is the internet.

Basically, I pity our women. They are so isolated in this world. Its time they unite against men and banish them from this earth. Thats their only hope. And trust me they can do it. All they have to do is to stop conceiving men. If women find men in their wombs, abort them.

Soon there will be fewer and fewer men on this earth. In some decades, the world will be full of women. When the last man on earth dies, women across the world will celebrate. That would be the day. Earth will then be aptly called The No Man's Land.

On this No Man's Land, finally, the last batch of lucky few women can live in peace. Because after a few more decades, there will be no women too on this earth.  So no men and no women. Nobody. No one.

Earth will then patiently wait for Adam and Eve to appear on her soil - for one last time. This time on, earth will sincerely hope that she will be a better place for women to live in.




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